I’ve always been fascinated by the headlines spammers use in their email subject lines. Mostly because I can’t imagine anyone out there actually clicking into an email that started like that. Here’s a collection of my favorites from the past few months. (Yes, I have a Sidenote running to capture these things). I’ll file this under Creativity since they’re just so bizarre.
the size of your manhood
Massive fuckin tiits!
You can eat whatever you want
Where did Ryan go
Your Friends Will Envy You
women will love you
Re: Mature females finding their dinner
Fix your situation Kermit
Skinny girl needs to talk to someone
Fat Asian boy wants to meet a girl
underground girls that are loose
Are you still fat?
Stimulate your sex life! anywhere
Skinny, what about that?
use only pofrsesional sfotware…
RE: your private invitation Lamont
Gets your penis in high gear!
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